The Top 10 Most Revolting Women On The Planet--#3 Hillary Clinton

You are probably familiar with the saying, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all". No doubt spoken by an ugly person, but I digress.

Coming in at #3 on the Top 10 Most Revolting Women on The Planet is no other than the Hildabeast, Hillary Clinton. I'm actually going to heed the advice above and not say anything bad about Hillary Clinton at all, I'm going to make this positive, full of happiness and merriment.

Hmmmmm, what to say then? Well, I'm pretty sure Hillary doesn't have a tail, so that's pretty good. I've never heard any stories about her eating babies, live or dead, so that's positive. She's right handed, that's kinda neat.

What else? She's never been convicted of training dogs to fight, unlike Michael Vick. She had a baby, so the rumours about her having a cock are false, so that bodes well for her. Since she's a hermaphrodite, she gets to shop for clothing in a man's or woman's store, that's a real bonus.

Man, this aint easy. I've heard people state that she talks out of both sides of her mouth at the same time, that's a pretty nifty trick. She seemed to get over her husband banging other chicks, I suppose that can be looked at as positive.

Wow, I'm running out of happy thoughts. Oh right, for a person with a face like a sewer grate, she seems to be adjusting well in society. For a person that sleeps in a coffin and drinks the blood of orphan immigrant children, she leads a pretty productive life. For someone who wants to ruin the country, hates our military, and outright lies to the American public, she sure...ahhhhh, well, hmmmmmm, doesn't have much of a mustache?

That's it, I'm done.