Give your woman "the Clinton"

Finally someone has found some real use for Bill Clinton.

Bill Clinton may have been a smoothie as a politician but he's now proving to be the ultimate contraceptive in China.

The ex-US president and the woman he had a fling with, Monica Lewinsky, have found their surnames being used on a new brand of condoms.

The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.

The first thing this company is going to need is a catchy slogan. I suggest this: "Just because it's a Clinton, doesn't mean it has to leave a big mess".

Or, "If he was good enough to dick the American public for eight years, he's good enough to dick your wife, or girlfriend, or both".

What about, "Just like the real Bill Clinton: rubbery, cheap, bendy, and the best friend the Chinese could have".

Any suggestions?

Article here.