The Emmy's--Nothing But The Best!

The 60th Emmy's took place last night, and as usual, they were classy, funny, and topical:

Awards gave producers and stars ample opportunity to make subtle (and some not-so-subtle) references to this year's hotly contested race between John McCain and Barack Obama.

"The election between Jefferson and Adams was filled with innuendo, lies, a bitter partisan press and disinformation," said Tom Hanks, whose Playtone shingle produced "John Adams." "How great we've come so far since then."

"John Adams" star Laura Linney, who won for lead actress in a mini or movie, threw some support toward Obama, although not by name. Referencing recent Republican attacks on Obama's stint as a community organizer, Linney said the miniseries made her "so grateful and thankful for the community organizers that helped form our country."

The Emmycast's five hosts began the show by yammering on about not having a show open -- leading Howie Mandel to compare their stage time to "Sarah Palin's bridge to nowhere."

And this is why the Emmy's are always such a big hit. The actors and actresses are just so witty, so funny, so in tune with what America, nay, what the world is thinking. Hollyweird *stars* are just so smart, most of them border on genius. This is why the average Joe six-pack can't get enough of them.

In other news:

The three-hour 60th Primetime Emmy Awards ceremony received a 3.8 rating/9 share in the preliminary adults 18-49 demo -- the lowest in Nielsen's recorded People Meter history.

That's 12% below last year's previous Emmy record low, a ceremony hosted by Ryan Seacrest on Fox.

Do not take this as a sign that the masses have given up on Hollyweirdo's, and think they are nothing more than a bunch of classless, snobby, elitist, out-of-touch douchebags. The ratings were really low because...ahhh....you know...the ahhh, big football game was on.

Yes, the big football game was on. It was gigantic. Monstrous really.

Make sure to read the comments in this article

Obama (pbuh) Tells The Truth

Don't get excited, he didn't mean to. Reacting to co-anchor Chris Cuomo's question on Good Morning America yesterday, this is how Barack Obama (pbuh) answered the claim that his campaign ad regarding John McCain's age was a low blow:

"If we're going to ask questions about, you know, who has been promulgating negative ads that are completely unrelated to the issues at hand, I think I win that contest pretty handily," Obama said.

Considering that this is one of the only things Obama (pbuh) hasn't lied about in this campaign, Cuomo should have taken advantage of Obama's (pbuh) moment of truthfulness and asked him if he has ever been a Moslem, if he was born in the US, if he is a commie, his connection with domestic terrorist William Ayers, if he attempted to stall the troop withdrawal in Iraq, his connection with Tony Rezco, why he accused American citizens of murdering innocent Iraqi's, if he now admits to taking money from DC lobbyists and special interest PACS.

Hell, even if Cuomo would have asked Obama (pbuh) even one of those questions, he would still be miles ahead of anyone else in the bought and paid for msm.

Obamabots--transform!

Moqtada al-Sadr Is Finished

I'm sure most of you that follow the msm will have already heard this by now: America's greatest adversary in Iraq, Moqtada al-Sadr, will announce tomorrow that he is disbanding his army and giving up the fight. What? You haven't heard about this yet? That's odd, the msm are usually so eager to tell us about great news coming out of Iraq:

Shiite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr plans to announce Friday that he will disarm his Mahdi Army, which was raining mortars on Baghdad's Green Zone as recently as April. Coupled with the near-total defeat of al Qaeda in Iraq, this means the U.S. no longer faces any significant organized military foe in the country. It also marks a major setback for Iran, which had used the Mahdi Army as one of its primary vehicles for extending its influence in Iraq.

The story, broken yesterday by the Journal's Gina Chon, marks the latest of serial defeats for Mr. Sadr, beginning in February 2007 when he was forced underground (reportedly to Iran) in anticipation of the surge of U.S. troops. More recently, the Mahdi Army was defeated and evicted from Basra and other southern strongholds by an Iraqi-led military offensive. The Mahdi Army capitulated without a fight from its Baghdad enclave of Sadr City. Now the young cleric will focus his group's efforts on politics and social work, perhaps while he pursues theological studies in Iran.

If the young cleric is going to focus his efforts on politics, may I suggest that he apply as a spokesman for the messianic Barack Obama's (pbuh) campaign. After all, they have much in common--both believe the surge has been a disaster (for different reasons, mind you), and both believe America needs change (for the same reasons). VP perhaps?

Will the last Marine in Iraq please turn off the lights, please...

The Ludacris Game

Here's a fun game for the whole family to play. Even though Obama (pbuh) met Ludacris back in 2006 for a cozy little little chat, yo, and has recently called Ludacris a "great talent and a great businessman", Obama (pbuh) has now condemned Ludacris because of a song Ludacris recently released:

A song by rap star Ludacris criticising Barack Obama's opponents has been called "outrageously offensive" by the US presidential candidate's campaign.

Politics As Usual calls President Bush "mentally handicapped", and insults both Hillary Clinton and John McCain.

Obama (pbuh) is said to be shocked, shocked I tells ya!

Here's the game I was talking about. You'll need at least two people to play. I Googled the words "Ludacris Lyrics" and clicked the first page I saw. It game me a list of 80 Ludacris songs. Click on any one of the Ludacris songs you like, and use the scoring system below. Every time you see one of these words or subjects, award yourself the noted points:

Nigger = 5 points
Hoe = 5 points
Bitch = 5 points
Shit = 5 points
Dick 5 points
Faggot = 10 points
Pimp = 10 points
Fuck = 10 points
Motherfucking or motherfucker = 10 points
Crackers = 10 points
Drinking references = 10 points
Beating women = 10 points
Any other Gratuitous violence = 10 points
References about drugs = 10 points

The first person to score 100 points is the winner. I guarantee that every game will be very quick, it shouldn't take more than one or two songs to reach 100. Many songs you will reach 200 points alone!

Have fun with the *talented and respected Ludacris*--he endorses Obama! (pbuh)

200,000 Or 20,000?

During Barack Obama's (pbuh) speech last week in front of the "Victory Column", msm was in a frenzy, reporting that crowd estimates were in the range of 200,000 souls. However, that number seems to be in question:

ZDF reporter Susanne Gelhard was out and about on the so-called "Fan Mile" between the Victory Column and the Brandenburg Gate. "The expectations were highly varied," she said in her live report, "from a few thousand up to a million. Those were the estimates. But, now, several tens of thousands have turned out." Barely five minutes before the speech was supposed to start, ZDF Berlin studio chief Peter Frey added, "We do estimate that 20,000 [literally, "a couple of ten thousand"] people have turned out."

But what a difference a few minutes makes:

When the coverage resumed some fifteen minutes later, ZDF host Claus Kleber promptly declared that there were "one hundred thousand" people on the Fan Mile.

Now we're up to 100,000, but that's hardly enough for the media, so, a half hour after that the numbers were revised again:

By 8 p.m. -- as the crowd filed out, obediently following the order to disperse given over the loud-speaker system -- the number being cited had grown to fully 200,000.

How did the crowd numbers go from being a mere 10 or 20 thousand to a massive 200,000 people? Who are these people that were in charge of the head count?

As this German timeline indicates, the original source for the rapidly growing estimates was in fact the rally organizers: i.e. the Obama team.

That must be some of that change we are being told about. Change the number from 20 to 100,000 and then change it again to 200,000.

Obamabots, activate!

Al-Qaeda is Finished In Iraq--And The MSM Missed It

Sure, The msm missed most of this story, but the good news is that they were all over Lindsay Lohan and her *coming out of the closet* story:

American and Iraqi forces are driving Al-Qaeda in Iraq out of its last redoubt in the north of the country in the culmination of one of the most spectacular victories of the war on terror.

After being forced from its strongholds in the west and centre of Iraq in the past two years, Al-Qaeda’s dwindling band of fighters has made a defiant “last stand” in the northern city of Mosul.

A huge operation to crush the 1,200 fighters who remained from a terrorist force once estimated at more than 12,000 began on May 10.

Keep in mind that this is the same war which Obama (pbuh) said America was losing. If killing 90% of my opponents army is losing, I'm be interested in hearing what Obama's (pbuh) definition of winning is.

Obama (pbuh) is on record as saying he wants to end the war and bring home all the troops within 16 months. That won't be hard to do, for all intent and purposes, the puppy is on the paper and the war is over. Thanks for all your help and hard work, Obama (pbuh), America could not have done it without you. Allah Akbar.

**Do you know how many American soldiers have died this month in Iraq so far? 1. And it was non-battle related.

Read more or this great article and be proud

Canada For Obama T-Shirts

I can't think of a better 'just because' gift for your favourite Activist-Canadian than a 'Canada For Obama' (PBUH) t-shirt.   Yours is already on the way, Mayor.

Order your own here.

Barack Hussein Obama (pbuh)--Moslem In Name Only

Even though his website says he wasn't raised a Moslem and has never been one in his life, his Moslem brother--who was barack's (pbuh) best man at his wedding--thinks otherwise:

"Barack Obama's half brother Malik said Thursday that if elected his brother will be a good president for the Jewish people, despite his Muslim background.

Their paternal grandfather, Onyango Hussein Obama, was one of the first Muslim converts in Nyangoma-Kogelo, Malik said."

Barak Hussein Obama was born a Muslim (Islam is patrilineal) and raised a Muslim (so registered in school, acknowledging attending Islamic classes, reported accompanying his step-father to the mosque, and able to recite the Koran in the original Arabic).

I'm not sure that being raised a Moslem, attending a Moslem school, going to the Mosque with your step-father, and being able to speak fluent Arabic makes one a Moslem. Perhaps Barack (pbuh) was working on a class project in his Christian school about Moslems, and all the dedication he has given his life to the pursuits of being a pious Moslem was just part of an intricate school project he had to do for his CHRISTIAN studies. Yup, that's completely possible.

For that, I'm sure wee Barack (pbuh) got an A+.

Barack--what a good Christian

The Next President Of The United States Of America

I'm not sure if this is the hope or the change portion of Barack Hussein Obama's (pbuh) speech. Regardless, he's quite eloquent, isn't he?

Praise be to Sondra K

Hillary Clinton--She Aint Singing Yet

Is there one last shot left in Hillary? Rodger from Curmudgeonly thinks so. Here's a peek:

For about 30 minutes, Michelle Obama launched into a rant about the evils of America, and how America is to blame for the problems of Africa. Michelle personally blamed President Clinton for the deaths of millions of Africans and said America is responsible for the genocide of the Tutsis and other ethnic groups. She then launched into an attack on "whitey", and talked about solutions to black on black crime in the realm of diverting those actions onto white America. Her rant was fueled by the crowd: they reacted strongly to what she said, so she got more passionate and enraged, and that's when she completely loses it and says things that have made the mouths drop of everyone who's seen this.

Will the tape be released tomorrow?

For more of the juicy bits, visit Rodger.

Hillary Is Finished

A few hours ago Hillary mentioned to a local rag in South Dakota that having the campaign go into June would be okay as both her husband's and Robert Kennedy's campaign went into June.   That would be the same Robert Kennedy who was assassinated and the DNC in 1968.   The web is buzzing, as are the MSM talking heads, over the hidden message  that she is sticking around incase Obama (PBUH) gets whacked.   Check out her comment:

Whatever Hillary meant to say why would she have invoked the memory of RFK?  Hillary's campaign is in full damage control mode but it's too late (you can see Hillary's attempt at an explanation here btw).  The Saturday papers will run with this and all the uncommitted Superdelegates will run to Obama (PBUH).   Obama (PBUH), who only needs 70ish more superdelegates to win, will have this campaign in the bag by next Monday or my name isn't Reginald Reginaldson.   May the best man win.

Read more here, here, and here.

Update: CNN just reported that HRC made the same comment to Time Magazine.

PS.  Windows Live Writer rocks!

Barack Hussein Obama (PBUH) Solves The Iranian Problem

In an interview with Fox News on Tuesday, Barack Hussein Obama (pbuh), outlined his foreign policy, and how he would deal with Iranian leaders when he meets with them:

What you assume is that if you are very clear about the need to stand out on nuclear weapons, that you are very clear about the need to stop funding Hezbollah and Hamas, and to stop threatening Israel. And you have engaged in those direct talks and you are listening about what their interests are — number one, we get a better sense of what their true interests are, and number two, you have sent a message to the world that we are not the impediment of making progress, that they're the ones who are holding up progress, which allows us then to strengthen our alliances, to impose the kinds of tough sanctions that may be necessary to change their behavior.

Why hasn't anyone done this before? It is brilliant in its simplicity.

Let's break down what Barack Hussein Obama (pbuh) had to say. First off: When Barack sits down and talks with Iranian leaders, he will make it clear that we are not happy that Iran is developing nuclear weapons, and that we are also not happy that they are funding Hezbollah and Hamas. Since Iran doesn't know that we aren't happy with them over those points, I find this is a great start. It should shelve any confusion the Iranian leaders might have about why we are so uptight.

Secondly: After explaining why we are a tad uppity over the whole nuclear weapon, funding terrorist thingie, we can get a better idea what Iran's true intentions are. So far, Iranian President Ahmad Ahjamadianiabiladidian has said he wants to destroy Israel and the evil American empire. However, that was before he knew how upset we are about the nuke a terrorist business. Perhaps he's just upset about the lack of Starbucks in Tehran. We can certainly accommodate him on that front

Thirdly: Since we have made our point to the Iranian leaders, we can say to the world that it is not us that is being an impediment to world peace, but it's the Iranians. This will strengthen our alliances and then we can set in place a series of sanctions. I have an idea: We'll tell the UN about the bad behaviour displayed by Iran, and they can issue a set of harsh sanctions against them. Not like the sanctions they have against them right now, but harsher, even the harsherest sanctions ever.

Yes, that should change their behaviour.

I find it a little heavy-handed, but that is why we have hope. Yes, cool freshing hope.

And change.

And hope.

Obamabots--Transform!

Darcey from Dust My Broom is already all over this, but I think it's worth reviewing again. News agencies from all around the US reported Monday and Tuesday that 75,000 Obamabots showed up to hear him speak in Portland on Sunday.

“Wow! Wow! Wow!” were his first words as he surveyed the multitude, which included people in kayaks and small pleasure craft on the river on an unseasonably hot day in Oregon.

It is “fair to say this is the most spectacular setting for the most spectacular crowd” of his campaign, he told the audience.

They forgot to mention this little tidbit of information though:

Unmentioned in national reporting was the fact that Obama was preceded by a rare, 45-minute free concert by actual rock stars The Decemberists. The Portland-based band has drawn rave reviews from Rolling Stone magazine, which gave their 2005 album Picaresque four and a half stars (out of five), and another four and a half stars for 2007's The Crane Wife.

How many of the people showed up to hear Obama, and how many to hear the band?

Some people are saying that even without the Decemberists playing that Obama would still have drawn a huge crowd. True, but how big? and why did the msm leave out that crucial bit of information? I can't for the life of me figure it out.

As a commenter said over at Newsbusters, "Maybe they will show McCain at a baseball game with 45,000 fans"

Obama (pbuh) Is No Fred Flintstone

At a campaign stop at the Pleasant Valley Recreation Center, Pennsylvania, Barack Hussein Obama (pbuh) decided to show off his mad bowling skillz to his legion of brain dead devil worshippers:

Obama's first ball flew well off his hand but also ended up in the gutter. On his second try, he knocked down four pins.

Obama did improve, nearly getting a strike in one frame, and in the seventh, picking up a spare, giving him a score of 37.

"My economic plan is better than my bowling," Obama told fellow bowlers Saturday evening at the Pleasant Valley Recreation Center.

"It has to be," a man called out.

37? Is it actually possible to get a 37 in bowling without being officially classified as handy-capable?

Obama's (pbuh) handlers would be wise to have bumper pads installed in the gutters before he tries bowling again. I would think it rather embarrassing for a grown man to get 20 points less in bowling than the drooling special-needs kid two lanes down who thinks his bowling ball is an IPod Touch.

Let's face it, Allah would not be amused.

Obama's Pastor And His Retirement Home

Life in America has been so very hard on poor ole Rev. Jeremiah Wright, but it looks like his final years are looking up:

Wright is about to move to a 10,340-square-foot, four-bedroom home in suburban Chicago, currently under construction in a gated community.

God damn America isn't so bad after all. Hopefully this...wait for it....wait for it....$1.6 million dollar house will ease some of the pain he had to endure while living in the racist shithole that is the US of A.

On the accounting side, it looks as though the transaction for the home is about as upfront and transparent as most Chicago-style purchases:

The sale price for the land was just under $308,000, about $40,000 less than Wright’s original purchase two years earlier.

Public records of the sale show Trinity initially obtained a $10 million bank loan to purchase the property and build a new house on the land.

But further investigation with tax and real estate attorneys showed that the church had actually secured a $1.6 million mortgage for the home purchase, and attached a $10 million line of credit, for reasons unspecified in the paperwork.

According to tax expert Jack Siegel of Charity Governance Consulting, this is par for the course...nothing to see here. Besides, churches are classified as private businesses, so Jeremiah isn’t required to reveal the intended use for the line of credit. Or for that matter, because his church is *non-profit*, he doesn't have to reveal to the IRS where the line of credit is going or what it is being used for (wink wink, nudge nudge).

The 8000 congregants of Reverend Wright's church have been taught well. From the sounds of it, the good Reverend has been preaching Acts 2:44-45---"All the believers joined together and shared everything in common; they sold their possessions and goods and divided the proceeds among the fellowship according to individual need."

Except in this case, the fellowship only consisted of Reverend Wright.

Can I get a hallelujah?

Obama (pbuh) Doesnt' Wear Amercian Lapel Pins

I love watching politicians eat their own crow and whether you support Barack Obama (pbuh) or not this is funny:



I think we need Mitchieville lapel pins.

Barack Hussein Obama (PBUH) Is NOT A Moslem

He only dresses like one (wink wink, nudge nudge).

According to Drudge, Clinton staffers circulated a photo this past weekend of Obama (pbuh) fitted as a Somali Elder, during his visit to Wajir, Kenya.

It doesn't mean that Obama is a radical Moslem just because he was outfitted as a Somali elder. It doesn't mean he is a radical Moslem because he was raised a Moslem and his father and brother are still Moslems, he does have a brain for himself. It doesn't mean Obama's (pbuh) a radical Moslem because he has agreed that if he becomes President he will travel to terrorist nations and meet with terrorist leaders without any preconditions. It doesn't even mean that he's a radical Moslem because he denounced Americans and Jews, saying, "Death be upon the imperialistic crusaders and the Jewish sons of dogs and pigs".

Wait. What?

I Have A Deram

And part of my deram is that every child in America gets the best possible edumacation. That is why I am voting for Barack Hussein Obama (pbuh)--he is the only candidate that can make this deram come true.

"Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual"

Heard on Hugh Hewitt, here's Barack Obama's wife Michelle laying out some chilling, proud totalitarian imagery. Partial transcript here, partial audio and Hewitt's fisking here.

Be sure to listen to the audio and her tone of voice for full effect that a transcript of "We have to fix our souls" cannot capture.

We have to compromise and sacrifice for one another in order to get things done. Barack Obama is the only person in this race who understands that. That before we work on the problems, we have to fix our souls. Our souls are broken, in this nation. If we can't see ourselves in one another we will never make those sacrifices. So I am here right now because I am married to the only person in this race who has a chance of healing this nation.

Barack is more than ready. He will be ready today. He will be ready on day one, a year from now, five years from now, he is ready. That is not the question. The question is what are we ready for? Wait Wait Wait! Because we say we are ready for change. We say we are ready for change, but see, change is hard. Change will always be hard...

And Barack Obama, will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your division. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zone. That you push yourself to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved and uninformed.

Get any kind of adrenalin rush from that?

I, Mike of the London Fog, crossposted this

Obama (pbuh) Loves Cocaine & Gay Oral Sex

At least that's what Larry Sinclair says in this YouTube video, supplied by Rodger, King of France. I'd have to agree with Rodger: It's easy to see Clinton's hand in all this.

NEXT--Trivia Friday

AND--The Morality Quiz