What The Hell Disease Am I Most Likely To Contract And Die From?

Whenever I see Amy Winehouse's face, the first thing that comes into my mind, other than suicide, is the phrase, "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

I've never really had a good look at the severity that is Amy Winehouse's face until this morning. Suffice to say, this hasn't been a good morning.

I understand that it is going to be damn near impossible to guess the one disease that Amy Winehouse is going to die from, considering her body is like a Haitian Petri dish, but we're going to give it the old college try and give it a go anyway.

If I was to guess, I would say genital ulcer disease with a side of full blown syphilis. Shit, those are two diseases, I can't even follow my own rules.

What do you think? What The Hell Disease Am I Most Likely To Contract And Die With?