Mugshot Of The Week

Since being beautiful isn't a crime --because if it was I'd be doing a life sentence-- that must mean that meth-face, Carla Scharbach, was charged with something else. I have a feeling I'm not going to be able to trick you by saying that she was charged with anything but a butchy-related crime. And she was charged with a butchy-related crime, perhaps the butchiest of the butchy. Let's delve into meth-heads world:

Three counts of battery on a school official and malicious destruction of property.

While *grossly drunk*, Carla went to her daughters daycare and demanded her child be released. The daycare staff said no and Carla went on a rampage, throwing a brick threw the daycare window and battering three employees.

There is a bright side to the story though:

Scharbach was arrested, and the child was released to her father.

The father was recently released from prison after serving a stint for assault, robbery, confinement and various other crimes.

What is the bright side, you ask? The bright side is that the little child will get to live in an environment that is exactly like the TV show cops. How exciting is that going to be for the little rapscallion? The answer is very...it is going to be very exciting.

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?