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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

The 10 Most Caffeinated Diet Drinks

Did you know that most diet drinks have as much or more caffeine as their regular sugar-filled counterparts? According to The Diet Blog, it's true.

The diet Mountain Dew you see here has 55mg of caffeine, but that's the American version, in Canada, Mountain Dew has a big fat 0. I always heard that see-through drinks, like ginger ale, have no caffeine. Mountain Dew isn't exactly clear, but none-the-less, it has zero caffeine (in Canada).

I was shocked when I read this top 10 list. It's bad enough that these diet drinks are loaded with aspertame and sucralose, but add in large amounts of caffeine and you have a recipe that not only will rot your face off, but it will keep you awake long enough so you can watch your face rot off.

Go have a boo at the top 10, and tomorrow when your wife/husband packs you a can of any one of these delicious diet drinks for lunch, you can look them straight in the eye and say, "What the hell do you think you're doing, bitch/bastard, are you trying to kill me?"

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posted by The Mayor at 6:53 PM

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