The World's Five Greatest Statists

Submissions wanted.

To nominate your favourite Statist, send the Mayor a short e-mail of 200 words expressing why your choice should be included in the Top Five.

Submissions deadline is Labor Day, 2007.

Names and biographies are tabulated and posted for The People to vote upon, giving us the Top Five Statists.

If your selection is in the Top Five, you receive a thousand dollars in Future Value Carbon Credits.

Entries to be judged by the Mayor (ex officio), Fenris, Lisa, Reg, Thurston Howell the Third.

Send in your submission today!

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.

No satrical entries will be considered! This is a serious competition.