Carnival Of The Politically Correct

The Carnival of the Politically Correct is next Tuesday, have you submitted your piece for this extravaganza yet? C'mon, don't lie, tell The Mayor the truth. You haven't, have you? Shame, shame on you for trying to tell The Mayor a fib. It's okay, I forgive you.

The response for submissions so far has been a little less than spectacular. I'd categorize it as craptastic, bordering on not too shit bad. The cut off date for post submissions for the Carnival of the Politically Correct is next Monday night at midnight. Time is drawing near.

I have a sidebar of people that haven't gotten back to me, Cabinet Members and Senators alike. I'm calling on you to send in your finest politically correct piece to me, I don't care if it's an old post or a new one, I'd like some of your work to grace these pages come next Wednesday.

We are a politically correct website with politically views and politically correct readers. We always say what is right and never cross the line with nasty comments or anything that borders on unsavoury. That's why we need this blasted carnival, to show the world what kind of upstanding, righteous and sheep-like people we really are.

We owe this carnival to the world, we owe it to ourselves, but most of all we owe it to little Timmy, the boy who is in hospital suffering from gonorrhea. He asked me to host a Politically Correct Carnival, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let little Timmy Down.

So let's get at it. Bumf, Ianism, Leather Penguin, Elzbth, Patrick, Two Dogs, Danegerous logic, Richard, Retired Geez, Steve B....let's make Timmy proud of us, let's rock Timmy's diseased world. Everybody...we need everybody. Whether you're on that sidebar or not, you too can join in on the fun.

Email me at mitchieville at yahoo.com (replace at with @)

You'll be happy you did, I know you have it in you, now unleash your politically correct rage.