The Top 10 Most Revolting Women On The Planet--#2 The View

I know that you were probably expecting a singular individual to fill the #2 spot on the Top 10 Most Revolting Women on The Planet, but having all the cast members of The View fill the spot just seems right.

If you haven't watched The View before, good for you, that means that you're probably not suicidal. If you are fortunate enough never to have been subjected to it, let me tell you what the show is about.

The View generally consists of a panel of either three or four womyn who have no charisma, wit or common sense. Currently, the three hosts consist of Joy Behar, who is about as attractive as black lung, Barbara Walters, who, considering that she is partially retarded and has a speech impediment, is still the smartest one of the lot, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the weak Conservative, who, when disagreeing with her cohorts, joggles her head disapprovingly like she's shaking burning cinders from her hair.

So, two or three liberals and one brain dead Conservative banter about the most important issues of the day. The topics range from such gems as, "Why is George Bush so evil?", to, "Why are Conservatives so evil?", "Who was really behind 9/11?" and "How do I properly secure my panty liner?"

All three cacklers talk at once, usually as loud as three old hags on speed can talk, while the studio audience snorts, sniffs and grunts like pigs at a trough. After a few minutes of this nonsense you'll want to dig the eyes out of your head with a soup spoon.

If you happen to be a regular watcher of The View, I bet The Manor that you have uttered these words before: "School is for losers, I'm gonna make me a fortune waitressing at Denny's".

I suppose that the only people worse than the cast members of The View are the dunces and malcontents that watch it. Idiot morning TV watchers with no life, lard assed single baby mommas with dripping chocolate rings around their fat, snarling gobs are what the creators of The View count on. Money in the bank, I suppose.

The View is torture on normal womyn, but is certain death for anyone that has testicles. Watching 5 minutes of The View is akin to being visually neutered.

I originally intended to give the #2 spot to the cast of The View, but the deeper I got into this post, the more I think that anyone that watches this hideously unwatchable show should be tagged with the unhonourable mention as well.

So, here's to the cast of The View and to all the imbecilic, mentally defective, and cretinous swine that watch them: You are all #2 of the Top 10 Most Revolting Womyn on The Planet.