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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

The Mayor's Linkie Love

I was reading an article yesterday that said something to the effect that the newest Harry Potter will make more money at the box office this year than the combined GNP of Africa. Or something like that.

It got me thinking that what's really amazing is the fact that I have seen literally thousands of movies during my lifetime, but I haven't seen a single Harry Potter flick yet. And I don't intend on seeing any either. And the thing is, there really isn't any reason why I haven't seen any Harry Potter movies, it's not like I'm boycotting them. Who knows, maybe it's my hatred for British children, I'm not sure.

I also haven't seen ET. You would think that by now I would have seen ET. I'm not sure why I haven't, maybe it's my hatred for British terrestrials.

The first link of the day might be the best link of the day. Your amazing brain is a site which will keep you busy and intrigued for hours and hours and days and days and possible years and years. It was nice knowing you. Explore your brain, take part in real-life experiments and test yourself with our games, illusions and brain-benders.

I never knew that Kelly Clarkson was so hard core. The proof is in the pudding, as they say.


You would think that a page full of pictures of canyons wouldn't be so sexy, but it is, and you'll love it. Try to watch it with your lover, and make passionate love while looking at canyons. Yes, canyons.

If you're a hockey fan, having a boo at some of the coolest goalie masks is probably something you've already done once or twice. If you're not a hockey fan and haven't seen these masks, you're in for a real treat.

If you're a lover of McDonald's fries, and who the hell isn't, you're going to be upset when you see this next clip. Not upset enough to give up McDonald's, but upset enough to punch the living hell out of people that videotape bad things about McDonald's.

When I first went to 20 questions, I thought it was going to be a ridiculous site and I was probably wasting my time. My hunch was correct, 20 questions is pretty stupid, a complete waste of time, and I'm angry that I lost 3 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

Earthquakes--Coming to a town near you--Don't worry, they're only coming to America. That's a relief, it's not like we know anyone in America.

If you're anything like me, you probably love playing dress-up with dolls. Oh what fun it is to dress and undress and stare for hours at a naked plastic doll...pardon? You've never played with dolls? You're kidding, right? Everyone played dress-up with dolls as a teenager, didn't they? You're pulling The Mayor's leg...haha, you really had me going there for a second.

You've probably seen this making the rounds of the internets already, but if you haven't, now is your chance to see 1500 Filipino inmates dancing to Michael Jackson's Thriller. Yup, it doesn't get any gayer than this.

Presidential Homes from around the world will make you say things like, "Wow", and "Whoa", and "Holy", and "Why won't this thing stop bleeding?"

Seriously, you never played with dolls as a child?

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