Looking for Parts

Activists, who reflect diversity of cultures, attitudes, and sexual preferences, think with one mind, and speak with one voice to tell a tale of tolerance, shouting down anyone who does not embrace acceptance.

Global Warming Science now allows us to clone human parts and install them into other human beings, much like we swap parts in an automobile. Which leads to the next logical question: where do you get the best parts?

Everybody knows someone who has a champion liver. You know, the guy who can drink more than you, and still not pass out in a pool of his own steaming vomit. This man has a champion liver. And now, thanks to Global Warming Science, you can have that guy's liver. Infact, any part of any human being, you can now have. Eli Whitneys (*) dream of replaceable parts is now a reality, but for people.

But the Human Parts Industry (the fastest growing user of recycled gangbanger parts), needs lavish government funding and a hefty tax increase to pay for an extensive bureaucracy to regulate, investigate, and collect data the non-existant Human Parts Industry. We need people to find people with champion organs, champion people willing to have their internal organs cloned, their brains copied, or their skin peeled.

Interested in great quality human parts for yourself or a loved one? Maybe a new kidney, liver, or just a new face? Are your feet sore, or is it time to treat yourself to a twelve inch penis? Contact me, Fenris Badwulf, for an objective assessment of your human organ transplant needs. Visa, Mastercard, or American Express!

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this at both Mitchieville and DustMyBroom