Militaria

It is, of course, inevitable that Canada will be in the forefront of nations leading a sneak attack upon the evil heteronormative America. Aided by hundreds of thousands of American citizens who are dedicated to overthrowing the corrupt constitution, the depraved family values of taxpayers, and championing the rights and handouts of taxspenders, our valiant Canadian Red Flag Forces will crush America in an lightning campaign lasting only a few years.

America will not use its nuclear arsenal to defend its own soil, especially when so many of its own citizens are involved in its own destruction. Jane Fonda will stop foreign aggressors from getting nuked, and lead the victory parade through the burnt out ruins of Washington ... soon to be renamed Benedict Arnold Global Village. Our activist planners estimate that only a small fraction of American despotic military might (some 91 to 95 percent of their air forces, for example) will survive our sabotage, and that Toronto, being the capital of political correctness in opposition to heteronormative evil, will receive a few air strikes. This post discusses the likely type and effect of an American air strike on the Portland Power generating station, currently under construction in the Toronto Port area.

The Portland Power station. Designed to meet the needs of Toronto's most needy citizens, this plant is planned to provide electricity for homeless shelters, food banks, and activist photo-copiers when other sources of free energy have failed. The plant is composed of big metal machines and big slabs of concrete, being built by greedy taxpayers who have too much money. This sort of target should be easy to destroy for an evil empire like America.

High Explosives. Unfortunately, these weapons, like the five hundred pound bomb, are incapable of physically obliterating the machinery of the power plant. You can see this is true by a study of pictures of the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The paper houses are ashes, but the stone buildings are still standing. The same would happen at the power plant after a carpet bombing. Sure the contents are a bit charred and the paper scattered about, but the actual big metal machines would survive, to be put back into operation quickly.

Precision Weapons. If we can get our friends in the United Nations to ban these weapons, we can escape the damage they would cause to our homeless shelter infrastructure. Otherwise, we can surround the plant with a hand holding ring of activists, as well as planting trees to encourage bio-diversity. A children's nursery school on the roof should make the power plant invulnerable to any sort of precision attack. The Americans live in fear of disapproval of the United Nations, and any sort of activist attacks upon their schools and hospitals (especially by our Jane Fonda Fifth Columnists) will not be enough to get them to defend themselves.

Mustard Gas. The American War Machine has no stockpiles of this weapon, no means of delivering it, and no training in its use. Which makes it the most likely non-existant secret weapon that the evil heteronormative Americans will use. We should claim right from day one until day five thousand that they are using this stuff. Due to its persistant properties, Mustard Gas is the most effective way of taking the power plant out of operation. We can use forced labor (taxpayers) to march into the contamination to run the plant, thereby saving the air-conditioning at Activist centers, especially for crucial water coolers, staff kitchenettes, and computer printers. Protest now, manufacture facts to support the protests, and then use it ourselves on Texas.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this at both Mitchieville and DustMyBroom