The Slave Mentality

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Before I elaborate at great detail the Slave Mentality so necessary for a healthy recovering victim, first I must explain everything Slave Mentality Canadians need to know about Capitalism.

Theory of Capitalism. Slave Mentality requires that you believe that Capitalism is Bad. Capitalists use big words. They are dumb. Here is all you need to know about Capitalism:

The evil Capitalist buys some resource at, say, ten cents a ton. Then, the Capitalist provides inputs such as labor and machines. These machines have to be purchased, installed, maintained, and operated. The despicable Capitalist also has to survive the risk involved. Capital is required before cash flow, and there may be no cash flow, or not enough to meet his expenses. The Capitalist must also survive the Invisible Hand of the Free Market (sounds like the Invisible Sofa of White Privilege, so it must be bad and untrue) ... his product might not find favor in the market. Everyday the Capitalist lives in fear of failure. Big Deal! Because Capitalists are Bad, and use big words, and are dumb. So, no amount of reason, facts, and stuff can convince anyone with the Slave Mentality of the value of Capitalism.

Now that you have complete understanding of Capitalism, you are ready to be told what to think about other things, because you have the Slave Mentality. Slave Mentality is Good; Capitalism is Bad.

... to be continued

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this at Mitchieville and DustMyBroom.