Mom Leaves Child To Broil, Saves a Bundle

A Ft. Myers woman has been charged with felony neglect after leaving her child to roast in her car. I'm sure you've heard stories like this before, but I doubt you've ever heard this excuse:

Store employees said they saw the girl crying in the car and were able to rescue her before police arrived. Outside temperature were upward of 85 degrees.

Politano told police she intended to run into the store for a few minutes to buy some meat for dinner, but said there were too many specials to pass up.

The grocery chain with the great deals should think about changing their slogan to something along the lines of: "You'll be willing to waste a baby for the great deals we have on tuna".

Or how about, "Let the fucker boil, meat's half price!"

Or, "Sure, your child will be a little warmer and thirstier when you return, but you know it's totally worth it".

How about, "Sacrifice your child to Set, the Snake God". Haha, oh Fenris, how did you get inside my mind?

She got more than what she bargained for