Chicago Will Make You Sick

How does one describe the *Taste of Chicago*? Well, since it's Oprah country, I'd say it tastes like old fish marinated in barf. That's it, that's the end of the post, thanks for dropping by. Actually, according to 120 people who ate at the Taste of Chicago festival, Chicago tastes pretty much like death:

CHICAGO — More than 120 people who ate from the same booth at the Taste of Chicago food festival last week became ill, at least nine of them with salmonella poisoning and 10 who were hospitalized, the health department said Thursday.

If the taste of Chicago is salmonella, I'd hate to see what the taste of Buffalo is.

It looked like chicken, it tastes like fish