George Michael Has Faith

Professional singer and full time cork smoker, George Michael, refuses to take an HIV test because...

he fears the result could come back as positive.

"George says he does not believe in tests. He says he finds the wait for results too harrowing and hasn't had a test since at least 2004 due to his fears it might be positive."

He doesn't believe in tests? Funny how the only people who have the nerve to say that are the folks most likely to die a shrivelled up prune.

On the bright side, what are the chances of a clean-cut, healthy young man like George Michael having AIDS? Hell, must be at least 5/2.

Suck away cowboy, it's gonna be a golden day!