You Should Feel Sorry For Paris Hilton

A few weeks before her sentencing, Paris Hilton was photographed smoking a little ganja while backstage at last month's Coachella music festival.

While this really isn't news, other than the fact that we now have a picture of her smoking pot instead of the usual pictures of her smoking a bone, I found this part of the article pretty funny:

The online Free Paris Hilton petition has gathered more than 25,000 signatures - but unfortunately for the reality TV star, a rival campaign, Jail Paris Hilton, is twice as popular, with more than 60,000 supporters.

It's funny because I have a good source that told me that TH III, MACCO, all fellow Mitchievillian's, have voted at least 2000 each to have Paris incarcerated.

Sadly, Jihad Jimmy voted 3700 times to have Paris freed. Then again, he's always been a sucker for dirty blonde's...and it doesn't get any dirtier than Paris Hilton.