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Sunday, April 08, 2007

It's worse than you thought!

Global Warming Science says that the next twenty years will be filled with large ground wars across the Planet. Expect

Big armies will be fighting each other for the drying up supply of oil.

I say we should build an air defence ring around Toronto, while we still can.

The picture is of one of the German Fortress Europe style concrete slabwerk soon to be built at taxpayers expense. A PLC controlled twin 37 mm quick fire RheinMetall SkyBroom atop a concrete ammunition supply column - this baby can dominate the air up to twenty thousand feet.

Underground are three vast ammunition bunkers, and a caretakers kitchenette. This monster can hose down most hostile aircraft built before 1950. It is perfect for our air-defence needs. Expensive, but worth every penny.

We must build defences to protect our industries so that we can build a survival dome for when the Earth's atmosphere rises to 315 Celsius. We must do this to survive!

Anyone who disagrees is a racist and must be hunted down and re-educated: Here, a heteronormative is receiving an inductive brain massage during a library sponsored community outreach program. (Actually, this is the album cover for the Mayor's Rock and Roll band's latest smash-hit. Groovy)

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this

posted by The Mayor at 4:39 PM

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