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Saturday, April 07, 2007

The House of Hohenstauffen and Diversity

It is important that, as activists, we never admit that we are wrong. Politically correct policies are to be unquestioned. Their authority is beyond doubt. Nothing is wrong with them ... only their critics are.

Our activist trinity of Main Stream Media, Judges, and Bureaucrats all move together on the unspoken correctness of our flawless master plan. We support an open loop feedback system: that is, a system with no feedback. Feedback is bad, unless it is praise and demands for more money to make the system bigger.

There has never been a single example of a criminal immigrating to Canada. There has never been a single person who collected welfare being a fraud. Abortion is never used for birth control. This list of politically correct positions can go on and on. Anyone who criticises them is a racist, who should be shouted down.

Canada's social spending pyramid is the world's most efficient delivery system for social spending. People who merely utter whispers of discontent about this risk setting off waves of rioting and nursery school bombing among our culturally superior immigrants. Without unemployable social assistance taxspenders, our economy will collapse.

Stop thinking. Start being an activist. None of the violent, gang related murders in Toronto are caused by violent, gang-related people. Instead, law abiding gun owners from Alberta did the trigger pulling. Blame the taxpayers! Make them feel guilty! Make them give more taxpayer dollars to taxspenders.

Activists! Make others hold their breath until you get what you want. You can only help the homeless when you have a lavish wage, benefits, and a company gas card. Activists need photo copy paper, paperclips, and staples to advocate for higher wages, for higher wages for more activists, for higher wages for more activists more often.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this while being hand fed mango and peaches by a corseted and latex clad beauty at The Pleasure Center, Toronto's foremost whorehouse.

posted by The Mayor at 2:21 AM

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