Inside Mitchieville, April 6, 2007

	Health care is one of the most important issues facing the Mayor of Mitchieville today. An epidemic of rigor mortis is sweeping the emergency waiting rooms of this underfunded province (damn those greedy and selfish Albertans).
	This is the Mayor, looking concerned about the homeless. He is giving orders that make the wheels move and the heels click in our town.
	Mitchieville Public Library has a new Fines Librarian! His name is Thorjolfstolf. Here is a picture of him outside the archives.
	Here is the ravishing Wallis, greeting new members to the temple of Set, The Snake God.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.

note to technician: I want the formatting of this page cleaned up. I want it looking sharp. I want it now. You know what you have to do. If you want to see your testicles again, get busy.

note from technician: your account is in arrears again, and I won't be taking horse-racing tips for payment anymore! Never did me a damned bit of good.