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Thursday, April 05, 2007

What Would Rosie Say? (WWRS)

Recently, alot of bad people have said that I'm not a smart person, and when it comes to my theory on the World Trade Center buildings, I don't have a clue what I'm talking about. They are wrong. I am smart. And now I can actually prove my theory on two fronts that fire CANNOT melt steel. Take a minute and read my words.

It's a known fact that paper beats rock. It's also a known fact that rock beats scissors. It's scientifically proven that scissors beat paper. And everyone in the scientific world agrees that fire can't beat steel. Therefore, steel wins, which proves my theory. Google it.

If that isn't enough proof for the naysayers, I have more.

I did an experiment last night regarding how fire can't melt steel. I held a match under a piece of steel and it didn't melt it. It didn't even come close. Even my lover said, "Rosie, it's not melting it". I responded by saying, "Ya, I know". True story. You see, a lit match is fire, and steel is steel, and the fire match couldn't melt the steel, therefore, my theory is correct. Google it.

Another thing I found out is that when a match burns down right to the end, you can get a nasty burn on your fingers if you don't blow the match out, as I found out the hard way. Funny enough, I noticed that my burned fingers look an awful lot like spicy Italian sausages.

So, there you have it. Question everything.

u have 2 c

i know u can

Love,

Rosie :) xoxo

Labels: Rosie O'Donnel

posted by The Mayor at 8:04 AM

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