The Doggie Treadmills Time Has Come

Are you an out of shape dog owner with an out of shape dog? Are you a lazy dog owner who just can't get your lazy ass off your most comfortable couch in order to walk your prized canine? If you were your neighbour, would you be phoning the Humane Society on you? That's what I thought. You sir/madam, are worse than Hitler.

With the doggie treadmill, now your dog doesn't have to live the same sloth-like existence you do, you torpid slug. Simply place said bitch on the doggie treadmill and watch Fifi burn that fat away. To make it worth your while, sit next to Fifi in your reclining chair and open up a large bag of Dorito's. Turn the setting of the treadmill to *greyhound* and watch your little angel run like it's tail is on fire. For every squeal precious makes, eat a handful of chips. Your dog will lose those extra pounds in no time, and you, well, you're just basically doing the same thing you always do, this time though you're doing it with live entertainment.

It's a dogs life