Phil Spector's Hair Pleads Guilty

At first I thought they were talking about Arlen Spector, but then I dug a little deeper:

Music producer Phil Spector is back in court this week. Jury selection will begin in March, 2007 in the murder trial of Spector, who's charged with killing actress Lana Clarkson in his suburban mansion, a judge said Tuesday, Jan. 16, 2007.

And has the jury made a decision?

We have your honour. We the jury find the accused, Arlen Phil Spector, innocent of all charges, but insist he goes to jail anyway for looking like a hideous crazy person.

Yes, I see your point. You get the electric chair, hideous crazy person.