The Mayor's Linkie Love

Do you ever feel like you are adrift in an ocean of despair? Trapped on your own personal iceberg with no way off, the sharks circling you, ready for you to fall off so they can pick your carcass clean? You do? Really? Damn, that's pretty sad. You know, I'm no doctor, although I have most of the letters of the alphabet behind my last name, but I would say you need what most people refer to as *psychological help*. I suggest eating the blue pills followed by the light green pills. They're the yummiest.

As for today's linkie love, there is no despair in any of these fine links. They are nothing short of spectacular. Your day has just taken a turn for the better, and you have me to thank. You're welcome.

Sure, you may still feel anxious and a little desperate, but The 10 Most Puzzling Ancient Artifacts will make you feel like a million bucks (minus municipal, provincial and federal tax)

Smoker's often get depressed, especially when they are out of smokes and money. It's fun to watch them shake and tremble, it's wonderful entertainment. Smoker's will not be happy to know that some doctors think that when a smoker needs surgery they should be denied. Cuz they smoke. Heh heh, that's pretty fair.

How much money would it take for you to kill a puppy with your bare hands? What? 50 cents? Wow, you really do need help (but your anger and honestly is truly refreshing)

Another thing that gets people down is when you're looking for a parking space and you see one off in the distance. You drive over only to find that some jackass has double parked. Now isn't the time to set his car on fire, now is the time to mess with his brain.

Even though New York City has been described as a giant wasteyard of crap and ooze (??), when you look at a hugemungous panoramic view of it at night, it nearly seems livable. Nearly.

When normal citizens like you and him, and that other guy over there, but not that other chick, she's a mess, get angry, we tend to blow off steam by screaming and bitching and possibly moaning. Romanian Doctors operate a little differently. When they get angry they slice the penis' off random patients.

Here is a fun little clip on how to tie your shoe in 2 seconds. I tried it last night but I ended up tying the cat to a brick and throwing it into the lake. That's not my fault, the cat was suicidal anyway.

Do you know how they test an ejection seat to see if it works? Yup, you're exactly right. I should give you more credit, you're damn near brilliant.

Music calms the beast, or so I'm told. Making a bass guitar out of balloons will certainly calm you right down, it will make your heart beat at regular intervals. This is actually a pretty long (5 minutes or so) vid, but it is certainly worth watching to the end.

Thanks again to everyone who sends me links, I appreciate it more than words can say. Actually, that's a lie, I just thanked you, that should be good enough. Keep sending in the links though, I need them. If I don't get more links soon, I'll be posting links to gov't websites and pharmaceutical companies.