Oops, That Disgusting Pig May Have Done it Again

I'm not sure what's worse, the thought that Britney Spears might be pregnant again, or we will be subjected to tabloid and newspaper reporters starting out their segments with the words, "Oops, she did it again". Haha, that was funny the first 9 billion times I saw that, but it's getting a little old now, retardo-boy:

Britney Spear's friends believe that the baby-popping singer may be pregnant again, according to In Touch Weekly.

The friends concern may help to explain why Spears seems not to have lost any of her pregnancy weight and why she has been getting sick lately.

If any female Mitchievillian ever sees Kevin Federline in public, do not look him in the eye. I'm guaranteeing you that if he sees you, you will instantly be infected by his demon seed. And if he looks at your ass, that kid is going to be delivered out your bum. Kevin Federline could throw his sperm at you and you'll have his baby yuck-yuck growing in your belly within the hour.

Run far and run fast. But by God, run.