The Mayor's Linkie Love

I'm a little tired this morning, I was up all night trying to figure out how they got the caramel inside the Caramilk bar. After hours of painstaking research I have come to the conclusion that there are actually Caramilk trees which workers from the Caramilk factory pick off and package for our consumption. I see no other possible explanation, so that must be it.

Unlike the workers at the Caramilk tree picking plant, you will not have to pick these fine links off any type of gooey tree, you merely have to click the link to find the linkie goodness under the words which are emboldened for your viewing pleasure. Do you see how I wrapped up the Caramilk tree story with the picking of the link story? That was pretty impressive, I know.

Our friend Les, has a semi-new website that is up and running call, Running With Scissors. It's a very good looking site, as I would have expected from Les. It's time to update your bookmarks, it's time to put Running With Scissors just below Mitchieville on your daily read. C'mon now, Les would do it for you.

Pandas, not unlike humans, like to have crazy sex. Sometimes though, the panda gets to be such a fat ass that it's impossible for him to indulge in fat panda sex.

Toronto has started its very own pillow fight club, and it's very popular. I'm just waiting for the pacifist crowd to shut this extreme, violent sport down.

Fat Randy has a short video out that's not very good. Is it worth watching? I'd say no, but Fat ass Randy asked me to post it, so what the hell.

If you are interested in learning the art of sign language, here's your chance. A compilation of short videos to teach you the ancient Japanese art of signing. Quite remarkable those Japanese are, I'd like to marry one.

An ex-Playmate, basically a dirty girl who lives in Hef's Playboy mansion, reveals all the secrets about Hef and his mansion. Yawn. Anyway, it's probably an old article, but even if it's 80 years old, it's still 300 years younger than Hef the pervert.

Being a professional MMA fighter myself, I got quite a kick out of a no-arms man who fights Kung Foo style. He aint all dat, I'd feed him his ass on a plate.

If you are interested in boiling the perfect boiled egg, then today is the day you have been waiting for. Instructions, graphs, mathematical equations. This egghead has it all.

Being an environmentally aware activist that I am, I found that I just had to post the top 100 endangered animals that inhabit mother earth. Some of them are dirt ugly and need to be exterminated, some are soft and cuddly and I feel sorry for them, but mostly they all look delicious and I would love to eat them. MMMMMMM, Cuban solenodon, yummy.

That's it for today, no more linkie for you.