How To Make a Bass Guitar Out of Balloons

My brutha from another baby mutha, the Retired Geez, thought I was messing with him yesterday when I said I had a link to some guy making a bass guitar out of balloons. I really did think I had that, but alas, the link I gave went to a page where some guy gets ejected from a plane seat.

You see, the Retired Geez doesn't like when I mess around with links regarding music, he likes me to fly straight, to be up-front and leave the tomfoolery at home. The Retired Geez thinks this way because of his serious musical background. As you may or may not know, the Retired Geez has worked with some of the biggest, actually, he has worked with the biggest names in music. Think of your favourite rock n' roll hero. The Retired Geez has worked with them. Now, think of another. The Retired Geez has worked with them also. We could play this game all day, but I'm telling you right here and now, you're not going to stump me, the Geez has worked with them all.

My apologies go out to the Retired Geez, I made a giant mistake and I hope that one day you accept my most gracious and sincere apology. I didn't mean to send you to the wrong website, it was the fault of my IT team. However, I take full responsibility for my actions. With prayer and hope, belief and perseverance, a mistake like this will never happen again.

I present to you, a man that makes a bass guitar out of balloons.

**Remember, watch it to the end, I'm guaranteeing you will say words like *Wow* and *Crap*