Top 10 Sexiest Canadian Men Alive

Jam Showbiz (whatever the hell that is) has come up with a list of the Top 10 sexiest Canadian men alive...Apparently dead Canadian men aren't that sexy. And coming in #1 is...

1. Ryan Reynolds

There is nothing sexier than a guy with an six-pack who can make you laugh. And the fact the abs-enhanced actor also has a dark side (The Amityville Horror) only helps. Yes, Reynolds appears to be the whole package. He's sexy, successful and giving (he supports charities and has great taste in women.) Despite rumours the two had split, Reynolds and Canada's Alanis Morrisette are still going strong.

And the crowd goes wild.

The problem with having a top ten sexiest Canadian men list is that there aren't 10 sexy Canadian men to choose from. Don't get me wrong, Canada is filled with good looking Canadian guys, we aren't a nation of hunchbacked trolls for God's sake. However, try finding 10 famous hot guys and that's a different story. You'd stand a better chance at finding 10 Chinese guys with 12" cocks.

Anyway, Kiefer Sutherland is on the list, Jim Carrey isn't, either is William Shatner or Alex Trebec. There are however, other than Ryan whatshisface and Kiefer, eight other guys that no one has ever heard of gracing the pages of a website that receives slightly less traffic than Mitchieville.

Canada, still #1!

**The Little Danish Girl has actually heard of 5 of these guys, so maybe I'm off on suggesting these people are nobody's