"If I Dun It"

Ex football player and murderous scumbag, OJ Simpon, in a TV interview to be aired on Fox, describes how he would have committed the slayings of his ex-wife and her friend "if I did it":

"O.J. Simpson, in his own words, tells for the first time how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes," the network said in a statement. "In the two-part event, Simpson describes how he would have carried out the murders he has vehemently denied committing for over a decade."

If I was to murder OJ Simpson, which I never would because I'm a good man, I would probably do to him what he did to Nicole and Ron Goldman. First I would track OJ down beat him unconcious. Next I would take out my knife and slit his throat. Not only would I slit his throat, but I would try to decapitate his head. After I finish slitting his throat and nearly decapitating his head, I would beat the dead body relentlessly. I should go back a bit. Before I slit his throat and nearly decapitate him, I would stab him over and over and over and over, leaving a crime scene that most police officers would describe as the most horrific and sickening crime scene they have ever witnessed.

If I ever got caught and had to have a trial, I would find a pro-white jury that would show solidarity with their white brother, letting me go free and giving me the *white power* fist in the air to celebrate my victory over the man.

Yes, If I dun it, dats how I'd do it.

How would you kill OJ? Not that you ever would...

I'd stab him until the juice ran out of him.