Rachael Ray's Husband is Twisted

Jeannie Walz, says that John Cusamonao, the husband of talk show host Rachel Ray, paid her up to $500 a session to spit in his face and rub his disgusting feet over her face.

"John paid me up to $500 for a session," she claims. "We'd often have sessions at least twice a month … I virtually supported myself by spitting on him. But there was never any normal sex involved. He once offered to pay me $1,200 to perform a kinky sex act with him, but I refused."

If you want kinky, try spitting on chicks the next time you go to Blockbuster. This way you will not only get all hot from spitting on a woman, but you'll probably get off when she kicks you in the nuts and her boyfriend smashes your face in with his fists. And as an added bonus, you'll really sport wood when the cop puts you in cuffs, sticks you in jail, and some giant maniac in your cell pounds your anus like a straw being thrust into a pail of water. MMMMMMM, that's hot!

Swallow, don't spit