Women Allergic to Semen Can Be Cured

According to a New York allergist, it is a fact that some women are allergic to their partner's semen:

These women have powerful allergic responses to their partner's semen, says David J. Resnick, MD, acting director of the allergy division of New York Presbyterian Hospital.

Such women may suffer genital itching, burning, and swelling. In severe cases, they may break out in hives or even have trouble breathing.

If a woman's cooter is burning and itching and swelling, it isn't because she's allergic to semen, it's because she's not scared enough of semen. If your vagina is burning, don't blame the sperm, blame your filthy vagina.

I'm not sure if there are many women that are allergic to semen, but there should be more woman that are scared senseless of it. I'm scared of anything that can hit the back of my throat traveling 90mph, and so should you.

The good Doctor (Doctor? Ya, right) says that not all is lost. There is hope for women that are allergic to semen:

Treatment, Resnick says, comes in two forms.

One is allergy shots containing small doses of the male partner's semen.

The other is a technique called intravaginal seminal graded challenge. In this treatment, which takes several hours, every 20 minutes a doctor places increasing amounts of the partner's semen in the woman's vagina.

Both treatments require that the woman and her husband have sex at least two or three times a week.

"Never mind the needle honey, you might want to chug this back straight from the pipe".

And you just have to love the phrase, "intravaginal seminal graded challenge". I can hardly imagine a woman lying down for several hours while a team of Doctors inject her with sperm every 20 minutes. "How 'bout a kiss, honey?" "How 'bout a big NO WAY in hell, spermalot". It would be like kissing Jenna Jamieson after a B porn reunion mixer.

Anyway, I've heard it all now, time to give the Little Danish Girl 40 CC's of intravaginal seminal graded challenge juice.

Why can't you have hayfever like all the other dames?