10 Year Old Gets Suspended From School After Asking For a Hug

A 10 year old boy was suspended for school after he asked his teacher for a hug:

"I got scared when I got suspended and the reason I asked my teacher for a hug was to hope she had a good weekend," Aaron told CBS 2 News.

Perez's teacher, however, disagreed and complained the boy was acting in an inappropriate manner.

As far as I'm concerned, there isn't a prison sentence strong enough for this sick, twisted, little pervert.

What starts out as a little hug invariably turns into a knowing wink. From there you can expect a *brush past* followed by the pat on the bottom. The pat on the bottom always leads to a French kiss, and a French kiss will no doubt lead to a nipple tweak. Finally, after a nipple tweak, this 10 year old boy will be bending chicks over desks and banging them like they owe him money.

If this boy isn't corralled immediately, the next thing you know, all the girls in school will be pregnant, speaking Spanish, and saying phrases like, "Oh no you di'int". I'm not totally sure about the whole Spanish speaking thing, but it's certainly a possibility. Better safe than sorry.

You can't hug your teacher with nuclear arms

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