Katie Couric Says Goodbye to Today

Katie Couric bid an emotional farewell this morning to the Today show and all the folks who have absolutely nothing better to do than watching lame morning shows:

Co-host Matt Lauer placed a box of tissues on the table in front of them at the show's outset, but it wasn't needed. Couric held it together, although one tear was spotted in the corner of her eye...

One tear? Sure, buddy, sure.

If all Katie Couric could muster after 15 years on a TV show is one solitary tear then something's wrong. Bitch should be bawling buckets, that's way better for ratings.

Hopefully there will be something at her new job that will take away Katie's pain, make her feel alive and in control:

Her compensation will be $15 million a year.

If the going cost is $15 million a year to attack greedy Conservatives, then it is money well spent.

You go, girl!

Why can't anyone feel Katie's pain?