Deal or No Deal?

I've been trying to figure out why you folks have been neglecting to leave any comments on these illustrious pages lately, I've really been racking my brain over it. I have come up with the only two possibilities as to the reason why: Either my writing has deteriorated to such a point that you find it impossible to comment on something you consider pure shit, or, I haven't posted Jessica Alba's picture recently, therefore, you're upset, and are punishing me.

I'm taking a chance and thinking that it's because I haven't posted any Jess, after all, all my posts are nothing short than Peabody material, so that can't possible be the reason.

So, here's where it stands, Comments=Jess pics.

Comprende?