Rob Ford-King of the Douches

The one thing that liberals/socialists/commies never fail to tell the world over and over and over again, is how darn tolerant they are. Rob Ford is no different:

Ford, a season ticket holder, said he had been out to dinner with his wife, and had "one too many beers" before attending the game.

The Hopes, of Enniskillen in Durham Region, said their night out in Toronto was ruined by a man with his shouting and tirades such as "You right-wing communist bastards and" and "Green party f---ing rules."

Right wing communist bastard? That's a new one.

So, how did this play out?

When first confronted with the couple's allegations Monday, Ford said he was being slandered. In an interview with the Toronto Star, he denied he was even at the April 15 game where the Maple Leafs beat archrivals the Ottawa Senators.

Yesterday, Ford, who looked down as he spoke to reporters, said he had lied because he was "completely embarrassed and humiliated about the whole situation."

He said he decided to come clean after reading the couple's complaint letter and reflecting on it.

"After I read it, I brought it home. I discussed it with my family and the right thing to do is to admit it. Be a man about it, and go down and face the music. I'm not one to run and hide. I'm here facing the music today."

What a hero.

Although Ford says that he is *being a man about it*, there is nothing about being a man after you cover up your crime, deflect said crime, and insinuate other people are slandering you, and finally admitting your mistake after you have been caught dead-to-rights. That's what the world calls being a worthless piece of shit who has zero morals. He sounds like every pathetic loser who has ever gotten caught with his chubby, disgusting fingers in the cookie jar, "And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids".

Make no mistake about it, Ford would never have admitted his mistake if there wasn't mounds of evidence against him, he would still be squealing like a fat socialist pig about some *right wing witchhunt*. Probably blaming Stephen Harper or Mike Harris, who the hell knows.

And why was porky McFord screaming expletives at a hockey game, you ask?

Ford, a season ticket holder, said he had been out to dinner with his wife, and had "one too many beers" before attending the game.

"I'm going through a few personal problems, but it doesn't justify, you know, getting drunk in public and pretty well acting like an idiot if you ask me."

Cry me a river.

Let's recap: councilor gets wasted, screams obscenities if not *hate crimes* against his political enemies, denies allegations, says he's being slandered, sobers up, finds out that 50 people are witnesses to his hysterical tirade, cries like a bitch, says he is a man.

Bravo, councilor. It's nice to see you lead by example.

Douchebag.

Rob Ford-Socialist scumbag