Sam Sullivan-Mayor of the Little People

Do you remember Vancouver Mayor, Sam Sullivan, from a few previous posts that have graced these pages? If not, Sam is the guy who brought safe injection sites to Vancouver, free crack pipes and needles to all, and now wants to give free crack and heroin to messed up addicts. What's Sam up to now, you ask? Not much, thanks for asking. I'm joking, Sam's up to no good, as usual:

Vancouver Mayor Sam Sullivan has turned in an official statement to the RCMP about his past decisions to provide money to illegal drug users, but used it to blast his political opponents for creating a controversy that forced police Chief Jamie Graham to request a review of his activities last fall.

He also gives a brief account of his interactions with a young prostitute in the late 1990s, to whom he gave $40 a day for three weeks for heroin, and a 41-year-old drug user for whom he bought crack one evening sometime in 2001 and allowed the man to smoke it in his van.

Sam Sullivan is on fire.

Sam says that he let some guy smoke crack in his van so he could study the effects that crack has on people. Sam also says that he supplied the whore with crack to keep her off the streets. Sam is a hero.

It reminds me of the time when this bum that I use to walk by every day when I was going to work, had throat cancer and had to have his throat removed and a voicebox installed. I knew that he use to be addicted to cigars, but could no longer smoke due to not having a throat. Fuck that, I say. I bought the poor soul a cigar every day and shoved it in his throat hole and made him choke it down. Sometimes he would scream, "Help me, dear God, this man is killing me". Sure, street bum, killing you with kindness maybe.

You see, my point here is that the average Joe doesn't know what the hell is good for them. That's why Sam and I are hero's. Crackheads need crack, whores need heroin, and cancer patients need smoke. We know they could die without it, that's why we help.

Canadian Mayor's are very Smart