Guess the Trunk

I have been besieged with angry emails lately asking why I haven't posted any "Guess the Trunk" segments. When I say *besieged*, I'm referring to River Rat sending me 30 emails a day. Mostly he says something to the effect of, "Hey, cock, show some trunk". Although River Rat is a man of few words, the few words he does choose cuts like a hot knife through warm, disgusting margarine on a boiling July afternoon.

Well, River Rat, is this trunky enough for you?

I don't suspect that anyone will guess this trunk, it's not a particularly famous one, although it should be. I've been looking at it for 45 minutes and the only thing that I can think of is how much I want to eat a taco right now. I wonder why?

If you stare really closely, if you put your face right up to the monitor and just gawk the hell out of the picture, you can actually see a deck chair in the background. Isn't that amazing? I mean, c'mon, who doesn't appreciate a great looking deck chair? Have another look, stare right between those legs, just under the crotch area, and you will see one of the most beautiful deck chairs in the world. God, that thing is amazing,

Is it just me, or is anyone else getting really horny looking at that incredible deck chair?