Get Rich, Quick!

Do you like to read poetry? I bet you do.

Hey, but does your lack of talent frustrate your ambitions? You are a conduit of doggrel. Alas.

Now, this Sunday, at the Erin Agricultural Building, Fenris Badwulf presents in a three hour event, the Four Secrets Of Great Poetry Writing You Need To Know. Now you can, for only half a C note (thats fifty dollars Canadian). Yes, learn this stuff and be churning out Great Poetry by the shovel by the time you get home to your WordSmith Software which comes to You as my Gift when you attend this seminar. That is a great value.

I want your money. Give me a C note. I will make change later.


I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.