CNN-Comatose Numbing News

Compared to last year's ratings, CNN is quickly becoming like the mighty dodo bird:

FNC's 19 percent primetime decline in the demo compared to April 2005 is pretty steep. But it's nothing compared to CNN's 38 percent primetime plunge.

Last April, Aaron Brown was averaging 307,000 young viewers a night. This April, Anderson Cooper averaged 198,000:

It's not pretty either, with a 21 percent drop for Zahn, 15 percent drop for King, and 23 percent drop for Cooper.

It's funny, I hear whiney liberals bitch about how the msm is too right wing, yet they have a perfect progressive vessel in CNN, and they can't stand watching their own shit. Hardy harr freakin' harr.

If CNN's ratings are falling faster than a hookers mini-skirt on payday at the construction site, you can imagine how the ratings are for fellow relics like CBS, NBC and ABC. Look to the top of their respective buildings, you're sure to see an anchorman jump out a window sooner or later. Then again, who would care, and who would watch?

Hey, Paula Zahn! Take some happy pills, bitch