Moussaoui Gets Life

Zacarias Moussaoui was formally sentenced to life in prison Thursday for his role in the September 11 attacks, but he didn't go away quietly:

Moussaoui had smiled as he walked into court, flashing a victory sign and waving sarcastically at the judge. His final tirade followed sharp remarks from three September 11 family members.

"You have branded me as a terrorist ... a criminal ... a thug," Moussaoui said. "You should look about yourself first. I fight for my belief. I'm mujahid," referring to the Arabic word for holy warrior.

"You think that you own the world, and I would prove it that you are wrong," Moussaoui continued.

His words turned more menacing. "We will come back another day," Moussaoui said."

Although those words are hard to read, and I'm sure most of you are seething with anger, take solace in this: Zac thinks he is smart and tough for saying what he said, but he won't be smart or tough when legions of large men with extremely huge cocks fuck his stupid ass 23 hours a day, filling him up with so much man-yogurt that Zac's head is going to look like a dip tray.

Make no mistake about it, Zac Moussaoui is, as we speak, blowing some guy named Bubba and taking the high hard one from another man named Bubba. Zac's ass is going to get fucked so hard that Allah and Mohammad will look up from hell and say, "Jesus H. Christ, thats gotta hurt".

So don't be upset, be happy. Be happy in the thought that Zac is being treated like a fuck pinata, smashed with every felons fleshy bat, over and over and over and over and over....

Fuck America? No Zac, the only fucking that's gonna happen will involve your ass