Trish Stratus Challenges Pamela Anderson

Trish Stratus, from WWE fame, has thrown down the gauntlet at Pamela Anderson's feet:

"I could totally kick Pam's ass," Stratus said yesterday.

A few words to Trish: You are about to get into a fight with someone who has more disease than Rwanda. Get vaccinated.

I suggest this fight take place in my bedroom/octagon. To make things interesting, I suggest that the floor of my bedroom/octagon be littered with thumb tacks and shards of broken glass. Death metal will be the only music played, and normal UFC rules will not apply.

The winner of this fight must actually kill the other person, but not before the two combatants engage in random acts of homosexuality. Points will awarded for style, and pictures will be taken at random.

After I take of my executioners hood, peel myself off the bed and clean up, I will stand to my feet and applaud Trish Stratus for beating Pamela Anderson to death, and declare her the winner.

Things like this are just meant to be.

Let's get ready to rumble, bitches!