The Oscar Shooter Selections Are In

My Campaign Manager, Chris Strange, has picked the Oscar Shooters that he will be mixing tonight for the gala event.

My suggestion for Brokeback Mountain, the *Creamy Man Yogurt* shooter, is not going to be used, but then again, I might have felt a little odd drinking something with that name. Although it would have been great to watch the beautiful women spill a little Creamy Man Yogurt on their chin.

Many of the suggestions that you, the generous, intelligent, and somewhat witty Mitchievillians have given, will be used tonight. So make sure to drop by Chris' site and have a boo at the many fine selections.

I'm going to try to drunk blog tonight's Oscars from Chris' estate, it will probably start around 8ish. I'll put some trash up on Chris' site, and some here on Mitchieville, so make sure to come back often to see the shittiest posts you have ever seen in your life.

**It may or may not include pictures.