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Saturday, March 04, 2006

Brampton Hospital News

Brampton, Ontario. Here, at the junction of Bramalea and Boivard roads rises the concrete building complex that is the new Brampton Hospital. Slated for opening in July 2007, the Hospital will be Ontario's leading center for human organ transplants and cybernetic procedures.

The site features a three story above ground Diagnostic Treatment structure that has over fifteen stories of underground lab and biochemical procedure space. The In-Patient building rises up six stories above ground, and boasts a UFO landing pad on the roof. The machinery building boasts a Hydrazine plant and refueling equipment for most types of launch vehicles. All surface structures are designed to withstand 100 pounds per square inch of overpressure. Perimeter defences include ditches, pits, moats, barricades, drawbridges, and dragons teeth.

The construction crews are made up of unionized workers, most of whom have Type II mind control chips implanted in their cerebellum. The new technology is an improvement over the older Type I(c) processor which has been linked to the big riot and fire that occured at the Ford Oakville assembly plant.

Experimental work of Doctor Julius Noh involving the use of animal organs for human donors is well advanced. The good doctor says that human life can be extended indefinitely by using 'booster' organs.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.

posted by The Mayor at 11:32 AM

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