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Monday, March 06, 2006

Jermaine Jackson Admits That Michael is a Diddler

In Jermaine Jackson's soon to be released book, he says that brother Michael had a penchant for your boys:
Jermaine described the Pop King as a sometimes out-of-control drug and booze abuser with a calculating mean streak and "a thing for young children."

The eight-page proposal for "Legacy: Surviving the Best and the Worst," lists Michael Jackson's preferred substances as Vicodin, Demerol, codeine, Percocet, cocaine, Jack Daniels and wine.

"Does he really know what he does with these kids?" Jermaine wondered.
Yes, Jermaine, he really does know what he does with those kids, and so did you.

It's nice that you have decided to tell the world everything you know about your brother, just a few short months before your *Tell all* book will be released. It's just too bad for the children that Michael fucked, that you didn't decide to share this information during his trial. You sir, are a hero.

Jermaine Jackson knew his brother was a booze-head, a coke-freak, a pill-popping child fucker, yet he was far too concerned what would happen to MICHAEL if he went to prison. What a compassionate man Jermaine Jackson is. He deserves some sort of medal, maybe one for valour, or a special civics award.

There is a Persian proverb that goes, "Compassion to the wolf is cruelty to the lamb".

Truer words have never been spoken, my friends.

Man who knew that his brother was a child fucker didn't bother to tell anyone

posted by The Mayor at 2:15 PM

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