Paula Abdul Causes a Security Breach

Paula Abdul was allowed to board a plane without going through a security check at a Las Vegas airport, causing all passengers and luggage to be screened when the plane arrived in California:

A worker led the "American Idol" judge and a companion around the mandatory screening process before they boarded a Southwest Airlines flight headed to Burbank, Calif., Thursday afternoon, said Elaine Sanchez, a spokeswoman for McCarran International Airport.

I'm sure security were shitting bricks when they heard that a passenger by the name of P. Abdul didn't pass through security in Las Vegas.

For starters, Paula looks like a guy and her last name in Abdul. That probably raised every red flag from New York to LA.

Even though Paula Abdul is famous, I would still insist on giving her a full cavity search upon arrival. Does a full cavity search include making her take off her top and jumping up and down on the spot for five minutes?

She's pretty hot for a dude