How to invest your money.

Stock Market Advice for the average guy.

Every thing I read about this Jobs guy taking over Disney makes me smile more and more. I recommend that you invest money in Walt Disney Stock. It is traded on the New York exchanges ... go make your fat, lazy broker earn his cheeseburger money and take your order. I am making a Buy recommedation on Walt Disney Stock.

If nothing else, the stock should rise five to fifteen percent, as has been shown in scientific studies of price movements.

I like this Jobs fellow. American, apparently. Even with that against him, he is the sort of genius entrepreneur I like to underwrite.

In the Long Run...

If Jobs gobbles up the movie industry, or even if he just makes a few decades of movies, I financially prophesize that this will bring back the Studio System to Hollywood, but ten times bigger! Look for the evil Bill Gates to make a move on a vulnerable Hollywood studio!

Sargon the Magnificent, Financial Astrologer to the Captains of Canadian Capitalism, wrote this.