Britney Spears: A Monument to Pro-Life

A dedication honours a nude Britney Spears giving birth. A Pop-Star’s Pregnancy Idealized In Brooklyn ‘Monument to Pro-Life’, by Daniel Edwards.

A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a ‘first’ for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the “ideal” model for Pro-Life and the subject of a dedication at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district, in what is proclaimed the first Pro-Life monument to birth, in April.

Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears’ baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. “A superstar at Britney’s young age having a child is rare in today’s celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision,” said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla.

It's as if I have died and gone to stoner heaven.

Not shown in the picture is the bronze statue of myself, usually it's found directly behind Britney. It's quite a lovely statue they have of myself and Britney. She's on all fours grabbing a rug, I'm directly behind her, resting my ashtray on her ass, looking right into the baby delivery machine that is Britney, and all the while I'm munching on a cheeseburger and some curly fries.

That's some fine art, my friends, that's some fine art indeed.

WWTDD opened my eyes to this, while Daniel Edwards immortalized me.