40 year old women are sexy, or not

Montreal Gazette writer Joanne Sasvari tries to prove that *sexy* starts at 40 for a woman. I'm guessing Joanne must be at least 43.

The sexy woman has grown up.

The ingenue, with her wide eyes, unruly hair, pneumatic bosom and questionable sense of style, is yesterday's idea of sex appeal.

Today, what's sexy is Teri Hatcher bumbling around Wisteria Lane in tight jeans or Sarah Jessica Parker illuminating the red carpet in Oscar de la Renta or Elle "The Body" Macpherson letting out her big, easy laugh.

I suppose some guys like ingenue. I would suspect though that most guys have no idea what ingenue means, I know I certainly don't, nor will I look it up. As for younger women having *pneumatic bosoms*, once again, I have no idea what that means. I'm thinking that the word pneumatic when applied to that sentence means *huge*. Like, "Check out the tits on that chick, they're pneumatic". I know I'm right, pneumatic means *huge*.

I don't find Sarah Jessica Parker attractive at all. She has a smoking hot body, there's no denying that, but her face is bizarre, it's like she was on the losing end of an acid fight. That's one girl that was beaten long and hard by the ugly stick. Having a smoking hot body more than makes up for having a face like a chew-toy though, and most normal guys appreciate a healthy, fit body on their girlie.

As for Teri Hatcher? I like her. She's very pretty and she has a body that any man would do jail time for. If I ever got the chance, I would treat her body like an amusement park ride. I can see alot of hair pulling and ass biting if it came to dating Teri Hatcher, she just seems to me as a woman who would enjoy that. I'm sure she's woken up a few times during her life and felt completely ashamed, yet I know that feeling ashamed is her secret fetish. Yup, she's pretty hot, and she's over 40, so good for her.

Women are most fascinating between the ages of 35 and 40, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass 40, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely."

- Christian Dior,

And who better to ask about 40 year old women than a homosexual?

It's true that women are fascinating between 35-40, but let's face it, they can also be mind-numbingly boring. As for " they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves", that's also true. Keep in mind though, that for every race a woman has won, they have probably lost a dozen or so in the meantime. That can add up to one hell of a lot of lost races. Then you have to figure, do I want a woman that's young and fresh, or do I want someone that potentially has lost 2700 races? That's usually when the channel changes from Desperate Housewives to Spike T.V.

The article isn't worth the read, I only posted it because I liked the premise. I actually think the writer has a chip on her shoulder, have a look at the ending of this piece:

A 40-year-old woman can run a bank, a business, a government, a marathon or whatever she darn well wants - and she doesn't need your permission or your approval to do so.

Yes, I know, hear you roar and all that shit. That seems a little bitchy, wouldn't you say? From the tone of that paragraph, I'm thinking that maybe somebody done Joanne wrong and now she's venting. I love the "and she doesn't need your permission or your approval to do so" part. I can picture her telling her friends that, and they all say "You got that right, girlfriend" back to her.

All I can tell you about 40 year old women is this: It's always best not to cross a cougar.

Breathe that in, remember it always.

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