Solving the World's Problems

This just in from our impeccable sources, and fresh from the fact checkers desk.

In a bid to win votes, the Liberals plan to mandate that all women will have easier access to firearms. This will accomplish two things: Firstly, the gun owner lobby will become sympathetic to the Liberal party. Secondly, the feminist bloc will praise our first citizen Paul Martin for his progressive leadership.

In detail, all women and any one claiming to be a woman (such as the transgendered, multigendered, or temporally-gendered, or someone just wearing those muslim body coverings things) will pay substantially less for guns, ammo, and pistol and shotgun accessories. No ID will be demanded. Women and those claiming to be a woman will be automatically given a gun license.

Given that here in Ontario, our judges are instructed to take race and gender into account for sentencing (that means the oppressed get lesser sentences than the oppressor white males), we can expect to see a decrease in crime and gun violence, says Rainbow Smith, feminist commissar to the Ontario Court of Appeals.

This is a brilliant way of correcting past injustices, is it not?

The picture is that of Karla Castrato, leading womans rights and priviledges progressive agitator, and author of the book 'I hate men - kill them all now'.


I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. ShakaZulu fact checked every fact that could be checked.