No More Stepping In Poo

In an attempt to cure the problem of dog shit infested sidewalks, the Mansfield District Council have come up with a unique way to fix the problem:

Mansfield District Council has decided to spray the excrement with bright pink die in an attempt to cure the problem of messy pavements.

The idea is to shame owners who fail to clean up after their pets and also help walkers avoid stepping in the waste.

What a great idea, no longer will people be stepping in brown dog shit, they will now be stepping in pink dog shit. That should make dog shit stepper-inners happier.

I wonder what takes longer though: going through the rigors of having a city crew going around the streets painting dog shit pink, or having them just shuffle the dog shit into a bag? I suppose it doesn't matter, as long as someone somewhere might possibly learn something about whatever.

Poo hoo